nyoom-100% faster

disneysnewgroove:

Disney movies in order of historical setting

(Excludes most of the package films. Some films, eg The Lion King, are impossible to pin down exactly and some, like Aladdin and Treasure Planet, are anachronistic, so these are estimations. A few have been split into 2 if there is more than one time period in the movie, and sequels have been put together.)

goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
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actuallyxana:

hetaliangonewild:

When I go back to school tomorrow

what kind of connection does this guy have how does he make these omfg

kushaw:

sext: IN COMES THE PEEPEE

hoping-youd-stay:

I am this cat on so many levels

14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?
poro-for-president:

worldofthecutestcuties:

Perfect timing

Such majestic creatures.

poro-for-president:

worldofthecutestcuties:

Perfect timing

Such majestic creatures.

more-red-more-blue-more-beer:

lyxdelsic:

boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh

i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”

Patient: give it to me straight doc what's wrong with my x-rays
Doctor: can't find any bone titties