knock knock, here comes the cock

urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

warriorinthemaking:


lucas better keep his little mouth shut

warriorinthemaking:

lucas better keep his little mouth shut

facts-i-just-made-up:

The First Hard Drive
The first hard drive ever built weighed 74 tons and took 5 people to operate. It drew so much power from the Arlington Power Plant that a special circuit was built to accommodate it. Its magnetic field was strong enough to block radio waves around it, and numerous early airplanes crashed as a result of its being turned on and off- So many that electronic devices are still required to be turned off during flight. Still it proved critical in serving its function- Recording meal plans for the MacKenzie Home For The Elderly.
It held just under 6 KB, and took 3 hours to access each byte.

facts-i-just-made-up:

The First Hard Drive

The first hard drive ever built weighed 74 tons and took 5 people to operate. It drew so much power from the Arlington Power Plant that a special circuit was built to accommodate it. Its magnetic field was strong enough to block radio waves around it, and numerous early airplanes crashed as a result of its being turned on and off- So many that electronic devices are still required to be turned off during flight. Still it proved critical in serving its function- Recording meal plans for the MacKenzie Home For The Elderly.

It held just under 6 KB, and took 3 hours to access each byte.

shitthesignssay:

I know all of you will grossly appreciate this.
You’re welcome, Geminis.
Source [x]

shitthesignssay:

I know all of you will grossly appreciate this.

You’re welcome, Geminis.

Source [x]

meladoodle:

snakes are just angry ropes

dorites:

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dorites:

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