apparently daddy long legs are called ‘harvestman’ in other parts of the world
what are they harvesting?????
my sister borrowed my laptop so i checked the history and it was this picture refreshed 246 times
the screech is where i lose it
i cant listen to the french part in partition bc i ALWAYS have flashback to the time a guy told me to speak french in his ear while we were doin it bc i had said i took 4 years of it when we were flirtin and he thought that meant i was good and i just said apple juice in french and he came
Who am I? Where did I come from? Where did I go? Am I cotton eyed joe?
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone