knock knock, here comes the cock

*brushes cobwebs off of penis* lets do this

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay

1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with

2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life

troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

dslites:

why does chad just carry a basketball to every class

like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies

chad u ok

chad

chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok

rneerkat:

sharpay diem is a latin term meaning to bop bop bop bop to the top

picturesque-scene:

never forget

sassy-gay-karkat:

tsundrae:

sassy-gay-karkat:

why are buttholes so small

so cats can’t hide inside

oh

letscausesomefuckinghavoc:

something beautiful is happening