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i havent laughed that hard in a good while holy crap

This is one of those videos where you know what’s gonna happen but you can’t look away.

OMF people think I’m crazy now.. I’m sitting in my driveway waiting for my mom and now I’m like laughing my ass off and people are staring omf


ppl be talkin about the new 3d/live action spongebob movie but all i can think is







one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad


Take a break from the fandoms and take a moment to read this:

Farah Baker, a 16 year old teen living in the Gaza Strip, has been tweeting and posting on social media sites of the various indiscriminant bombings being committed by Israeli forces, most recently very violent shelling near Al-Shifa hospital by her.

In her countless tweets and numerous posts on both Twitter and Instagram, she documents live strikes using photos and videos to show her followers the severity of the situation her and thousands like her are going through every day. @farah_gazan has gone viral, spiking from 21k to 76k followers on twitter in a span of 24 hours and climbing to 300+ in a matter of hours on Instagram.

Personally, I felt like I was reading something off the diary of Anne Frank. And who knows? Our children might be reading this and asking us why we didn’t stop her from dying just like we did to our grandparents.

The tweets are heartbreaking and the videos are breathtaking. She needs your support. Let her know you stand by her. Follow her on twitter and Instagram and maybe somehow you can change history.


Fill this according to you and reblog so your followers can know you!

State your name: steph
State the name that your parents almost named you: noel
Which of your relatives do you get along with the most? uh, my older cousins???
What was your first job? dont have one yet, probs at a market
Did anything embarrassing happen this week? nah. 
Do you miss your ex? no.
White chocolate or dark chocolate? dark yea
Do people praise you for your looks? praise is a strong word
What is your favorite colour of clothing to wear? gray
How do you wear your makeup? i dont wear make up 
What are some of your nicknames? steph, stepho, marky marks, homo
How many bedrooms are in your house? 2
How many bathrooms? 2
Do you have a job? nah
Do you have a car? at the end of this year i will
Do you work out every week? i try to
Did you brush your teeth this morning? yes
Have you ever kissed someone you never saw again? no
Have you ever sung in front of a crowd? aw yea
What kind of bathing suit do you wear? i wear the dude suit w/ a top
Do you like your eyes? yeah
Do you think you are pretty? eh
Who was the last person you talked to in person? my dad
How much money is in your checking account? i aint even got a checking account
Do you want kids? yeah
Tell me what your backpack looks like: gray and decorated
Last movie you saw in theatres: maleficent??? i think???